WHAT AM I PONDERING? NOT A SPEEDO!

A NEW STUDY BY THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR BIOTECHNOLOGY INFORMATION REVEALS THAT MEN, WHO WEAR THIS APPEAR MORE CONFIDENT, MORE POWERFUL AND MORE DESIRABLE THAN THOSE WHO DON’T.

Don’t wear it today, though. It should be black and gold colors on Pirates home opener day, right? The color “Red” is what I am PONDering. Now, if you choose to wear a red speedo, that’s up to you. Can you meet tomorrow morning’s challenge at 7:55? Maybe if you wear red! – James Pond