It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…and I just saw an ad for the best job ever. The city of Cancun, Mexico is hiring a CEO or Cancun Experience Officer. Right up front they say the job pays $10,000 a month. Not year a month. $10,000! Here’s what the job description reads; “We’re looking for a brand ambassador who can showcase the warmth, wonder and essence of Cancun as one of the worlds premier vacation destinations. As CEO you will get special perks like, swimming with whale sharks, okay I guess I’m not qualified. I have no idea what a whale shark is and anything with the word shark in it I don’t want to get anywhere near. You’ll also get to explore the jungle. Ah, is just a glorified term for Tour Guide? You’ll also get to investigate ancient ruins. Again is that just another term for glorified Tour Guide? I guess it would help to have at least taken a vacation to Cancun . But if their going to pay someone $10,000 a month to be a Cancun Experience Officer and to live in paradise. What’s the catch? Yeah you get $10,000 a month but half of that is just for rent and that’s if you want a place with hot and cold running water. You know what they say if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.