…and I saw this headline, “Dry January can mean what you want, from no alcohol at all to moderation.” So how is it dry if you’re still drinking and isn’t moderation the tag line for every booze commercial you see or hear? So, who came up with the headline, “Dry January can mean what you want” the beer and liquor industry? If it’s dry it’s not wet. If it’s drizzling outside, isn’t it still wet? I guess dry January is not a one-size-fits-all challenge. I’m not sure how long dry January has been a thing but apparently now you can customize it to suit your preferences and goals. Whether you want to go cold turkey or just cut back on your booze intake, you can still go to happy hour. It’s not cheating. I’ll get the 12 ounce can instead of the 16. Instead of a double I’ll have a single cause it’s Dry January and it can mean what you want it to mean. Nothing like being able to make up your own reality, I’m on a diet so I’ll have all you can eat spaghetti but without the meat balls.