It’s the Kielbasa Kid..

…and its that time of year again. New Years Resolutions. when we all make promises to ourselves that we know we won’t keep. But hey, it’s fun to pretend, right? So here are some of my new years resolutions for 2024:

I will stop procrastinating and start working on my novel. (Just kidding, I’ll probably spend more time on Netflix than ever before.)

– I will eat healthier and exercise more. (Unless there’s cake. Or pizza. Or ice cream. Or anything delicious, really.)

– I will travel more and see the world. (Or at least the nearest park. That counts, right?)

– I will learn a new skill or hobby. (Maybe knitting. Or origami. Or how to play the kazoo.)

– I will be more positive and optimistic. (Except when I’m not.)

And remember, don’t take them too seriously. Life is too short to stress over things you can’t control. Just have fun and enjoy the ride!