It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…and did you know that more than half of the US population is sipping on smoothies every week? That’s what a survey conducted by OnePoll for plant-based milk brand, West Life Soymilk found. 51% of Americans are blending fruits, veggies, and other goodies into delicious drinks. I have an occasional V-8, does that count? As far as blending my own well that’s been awhile and something I don’t fondly look back on. Seems mixing kale and a banana ends up looking like green sludge that tasted like grass. Then there was the time I added too much ice and my expected berry blast turned into a frozen brick. I guess you can buy smoothies already made. Either way, it’s been a while since I enjoyed a smoothie, and to be honest I don’t feel like I’m missing anything. I mean are smoothies the secret to happiness, health, and wealth? Should I give them another chance? Or should I just stick to my coffee and donuts routine? Mmmm, Donuts…