It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…and I guess its never too early to think about Christmas of course for some folks that may have started the day after last Christmas. The Daily Mail says Gwyneth Paltrow’s company, Goop is thinking about Christmas and has released their annual Christmas guide. Among the more ‘interesting’ items up for sale …A $45,000 lovemaking couch, 45,000! You know for $45,000 that couch better be stain resistant. Or for that stoner on your list how about the $470 marijuana joint rolling machine. For $470 does it come with some hippie lettuce too? For the more Amours person or persons on your list how about the $140 Kama Sutra dinner napkins that show couples in various lovemaking positions. You know, I don’t know that I’d like stare at those during dinner, how about Cocktail napkins?You could arrange them on the coffee table in front of your $45,000 love making couch, which better be stain resistant. Also among some of the more interesting items up for sale from the Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop’s list of their annual Christmas guide. How about a pile of Los Angeles compost for only $120. I assume the compost is filtered with smog.And finally the $30 neon toilet paper, probably not recommended for those with a septic system but talk about flushing you money down the toilet.$45,000 for a lovemaking couch? Even the 12 days of Xmas was cheaper than that, well it was last year. Of course with inflation an all who knows what this years price will come too because it was $41,000 last year. Ah yes, the commercialization of Christmas. And so it begins!