It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…this Tuesday January 18tha giant asteroid that is 3,451 feet wide and traveling at 47,344 mph is going to pass by Earth. The asteroid will be 1.2 million miles away from the planet, but I bet if it was a deer, it would hit me. Three years ago, a deer tore up the driver side of my car smashing the front fender and ripping off my side mirror. Unlike the Asteroid, the deer gave me no warning. Now, I’ve been driving since Ford ushered in the Model T so yeah, a long time and never ran into or had one run into me and figured lightning doesn’t strike twice. Well, that may be true about lightning but apparently it doesn’t pertain to deer. About 2 months ago and out of nowhere I get blinded sided by another deer that came out of nowhere and tore up the passenger side headlight and fender. No sooner do I get my car back from the body shop I have another run in with another deer who didn’t do as much damage as the last two, but I still came away with a cracked front bumper with a little hair left behind and needed another visit to the body shop. I can’t imagine what my insurance company is thinking but it might show up in a future premium. No sooner do I get my car back from the body shop, in fact not even a week later I have another run in with a deer. This time he or she hit the back quarter panel on the passenger side of the car and only left behind smudge marks in the dirt but 4 times in 3 years and 3 of those within what seems like weeks? It doesn’t help that they all occurred around 4:00 in the morning. So thankfully it’s not a deer that is 3,451 feet wide and traveling at 47,344 mph towards earth but if this keeps up, I’m going to have to get a hunting license.