It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

while the debate continues as to whether or not there is life on other planets or somewhere beyond our solar system, videos of unexplained flying objects released by the government have gone viral and made available to various news outlets. My question is why are they so grainy? You would think the government would have better equipment then the average person who releases those grainy Big Foot Sasquatch-Loch Ness monster pictures. The latest video of unbelievable phenomenon would be phenomenal if we could see it better than what looks like the images from old video games we used to play on black and white TV screens. You mean to tell me our pilots manning billions of dollars worth of flying equipment don’t have the luxury of using a camera that records in HD. I’ve seen better pictures from Go Pro cameras. The tiny video camera installed on the windshield of my car to record everything that try’s to run me off the road produces a better picture than what I’ve seen from what the government is passing off as UFO’s. I find it hard to believe that the pictures of so called space craft from other planets haven’t gotten any better since the first photo of them surface in the late 1940’s. Meanwhile more than 41,000 people would like to make Jeff Bezos a permanent flying object. That’s how many have signed petitions to stop him from returning to earth after his space trip next month. Jose Ortiz who set up one of the two petitions said that Bezos in an evil overlord hell bent on global domination. Sounds like someone who’s paid for Amazon Prime and didn’t get their package on time.