It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…and with valentine’s day creeping up on us and flowers being the go-to gift I read where someone has decided to take the concept of giving a bouquet of flowers to the next level but I don’t’ know if it’s a step up or a step down. Let’s just say I don’t think the flower industry has anything to worry about but here’s the deal. Instead of flowers how about a bunch of chicken nuggets on a stick, bunch them together, wrap them in a bow, and hand them to the person you love on Valentine’s Day. Some are calling it genius. I’m sorry but my wife would have a different term for it. I think she would call it cheesy but you know that wouldn’t be a bad idea either. Nugget, cheese, nugget, cheese or something to that affect and it would probably last longer than flowers. What you don’t eat you can refrigerate for later. All you need to make an edible bouquet are the nuggets and that would depend on the kind your certain someone would prefer. McDonald’s, Wendy’s Chick-fil-A, Popeye’s or just hit the frozen food isle at your local grocery store especially if you don’t know what your special someone’s favorite chicken nuggets are. And if you don’t then maybe you shouldn’t be making her a bouquet of chicken nuggets but lets say you do. Once you have two dozen of your better half’s preferred nuggets you need wooden sticks to build the bundle. Once you have a full bouquet, wrap the outside with cellophane (no one likes greasy hands on Valentine’s Day), and complete with a bow. If you’re really feeling fancy, use French fries (you’ll also need to know her favorite and if you don’t maybe you should just pitch this whole chicken nugget bouquet idea all together cause she may think of it the same way my wife would, cheesy.