…so the secret is out. The secret to living longer lives is just be tardy. According to a new study by Harvard University’s Medical School tardy people live longer Lives which means I’m in trouble, I hate to be late especially if you have a job where everyone knows your late like this one.They found that people, who are always late are calmer and live happier and longer lives than those, who aren’t. Researchers found people, who are always late have a lower risk of developing heart disease and lower blood pressure.They also tend to be more optimistic and carefree and probably don’t care they’re late, I mean they care but it doesn’t bother them like it would me.I mean I can feel my blood pressure rising and anxiety sinking in when I just think I’m going to be late. My wife has a friend who will probably live to be the oldest living person in America. And that should be her answer when they ask her to old age. She should just say “its because I’m always late. I’ll get to that death thing eventually.” She is the person who will be late to her own funeral.I mean if you need to be somewhere say at 3:00 you tell her 1:30. She is never on time. In fact one time my she and my wife were going to be somewhere and she called to ask when she would be leaving her house and she said “sorry i’m moving like a herd a turtles” and when she says she’ll call you right back that could be a few days later. So, yeah when they come and ask how did you live to be over a hundred just tell them, “I just tend to be tardy”.