It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…don’t look now but Barbie is being equipped with a gown and gavel. Mattel announced on Twitter that it’s 2019 Barbie Career of the Year doll is the Barbie Judge Doll. Mattel notes that Barbie has had more than 200 careers since 1959. 200 careers! Guess I’m more like a Ken Doll, I’ve only had one. And speaking of which, can you name a career Kens ever had except being Barbies boyfriend? Yeah just one and just one career for this guy too. I always wanted to be on the radio since before I got out of high school and have been very fortunate enough to find to find someone to let me keep doing this line of work ever since. I’ve had a couple of odd jobs prior to a radio career and I say odd because I don’t consider Pizza boy and Gas station attendant as something I would want to do as a career. Not say theirs anything wrong with that if it’s something that you aspire to do but it wasn’t anything I would have wanted to do as a career. Although being in the restaurant business was fun and even thought about owning one myself but since most go out of business within a year of opening i figured one high risk job like DJ was enough. But yeah Judge Barbie will be the 2019 Barbie career of the year doll which the toy company says will “encourages girls to learn more about making decisions to change the world for the better” and besides, what’s Ken ever done for the world?