It’s The Kielbasa Kid…

and for the first time in its 132-year history, the company that used to use cocaine in its original formula, Coca-Cola has launched its first alcoholic drink. You’d think it would be Jack and Coke or Rum and Coke but no they have debuted a lemon flavored fizzy drink called Lemon-Do. What? They coming after the Mikes Hard Lemonade market. The Coke Lemon-Do comes in 3 different alcohol levels. The 3 percent, 5 percent and 7 percent, joining many similar alcoholic sodas in the Japanese market. But if you want to try it, your going to have to fly to Japan. It’s only available to the people on the Japanese island of Kyushu. You’d figure it would at least be available in its home city of Atlanta, Georgia but no. In fact, it doesn’t look like the Lemon-Do will make it to the U.S anytime soon—Coca-Cola hasn’t even committed to selling it in all of Japan. I don’t want to call it a wimpy roll out but what a wimpy roll out. I’m curious, Mikes Hard Lemonade, with or without ice cubes?