It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…reading on Reddit stories from people sharing the worst things they’ve had house guests do and got me to thinking about some of the weird things that have happened to me and it usually had something to do with alcohol. Like the time a buddy of mine decided to lose his lunch all over my bathroom and promptly left without telling anyone or the person who decided to take my bathroom door knob. It was loose and would occasionally slip off so I’m thinking that’s what happened and the person was too embarrassed to say anything and just pocketed it. Another person decided to dig up a plant in our yard and toss it. She was a friend of my wife’s and thought she was doing her a favor. Or the baby sitter who decided to pull the chain on our cuckoo clock to wind it up but instead caused the links to fall apart into her hand. Then instead of telling us she hid them behind a chair. Then there was my brother in law along with his wife who moved in and was ready for a fresh start in life with plans to get a new job and just needed a place to stay until he could get back on his feet. Well his wife got a job while he sat at home playing with the dog listening to Zeppelin all day, not that theirs anything wrong with that, if you at least attempted to look for a job.