It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…and it’s just a guess on my part but could parrot heads trying to get inflatable palm trees and sharks past security as to the reason why lines stretched to the upper parking lot at Saturday nights Jimmy Buffett Concert at Key Bank Pavilion. Not sure if there were lines of pink flamingos, walking coconut trees or grass skirts that was causing the delay but lines to get in the venue reportedly weren’t even moving for almost two hours. “I’m sorry sir but you’re going to have to take your fins back to the parking lot.” One woman told Channel 11 that she paid $350.00 for a ticket and was only able to get in time to hear three songs. It’s amazing that a riot didn’t break out considering part of the Jimmy Buffett experience is to spend most of your time before the show tailgating in the parking lot consuming large quantities alcohol, mostly of the margarita variety in make shift Tiki bars and inflatable swimming pools. Maybe the Cheese Burgers In Paradise helped keep the Changes in Latitude from sparking Changes in Attitude cause I don’t know where I’m a gonna go when the volcano blow. Okay, I’ll stop now.