It’s the Kielbasa kid…

…or maybe It’s Dr. Kid. Yesterday I talked about Bro-sectomies where guys get together and spend up to $3,250 dollars to have a vasectomy but recover in luxury suites that feature liquor, steak dinners, flat screen TV’s, posh robes, slippers and other high end amenities. Well today I’d like to introduce you to a new plastic surgery trend among millennials: the dimple-plasty. Basically it’s just a procedure that creates dimples on the face. Plastic surgeon Dr. Wright Jones, based in Atlanta, says the number of millennial’s requesting the procedure has tripled in the last few years. The procedure costs between $800.00 and $2,500, requires little down time, doesn’t require general anesthesia and lasts one to two months. That’s right, it’s not permanent like vasectomies, of course you would need surgery to reverse one. But at least your spending your money on something that you can have forever just like tattoo’s but dimples? You spend the money and your dimples only last for one or two months and that’s it unless there is such a thing as dimple season and if so then why have dimples if their not in season? FYI natural dimples are considered genetic defects, and are cause by shortened facial muscles. That’s got to be a first, spending money to have a genetic defect. I’m so confused.