WHAT AM I PONDERING? WHEN ‘PASSING GAS’ IS NOT CORRECT!

WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP, WOMEN WAIT 1 YEAR AND 2 MONTHS BEFORE DOING THIS IN FRONT OF THEIR PARTNER. MEN WAIT 11 MONTHS.

Jeff from Uniontown is taking the family to the Garrett County Fair for calling first with “go to the bathroom with the door open.” More tickets Monday morning at 7:55 with more PONDering. – James Pond